Wednesday

Wednesday is generally innocuous
and docile, though somewhat given
to moodiness and melancholy. However, if
you annoy Wednesday to the point where it becomes
seriously ruffled, it will surprise you with its capacity
for violence and outré behavior. In general,
Wednesday should be given a wide berth
and not provoked.

Dave Awl

What the Sea Means: Poems, Stories and Monologues 1987-2002, published 2002 by Hope and Nonthings Pulbishing. Copyright the author and used with permission of the author.